- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [surrounding Sergei the Snail with salt] Consider yourself assaulted! Ooo, I'm gonna have to write that one down.
- Executive: Where's that prize-winning platypus of yours. Oh, there he is, and he's sitting up, too. Who says they don't do much?
- Major Monogram: Sorry, but you're going to have to go on hiatus until your fifteen minutes of fame are up.
- Seminar Leader: Now, Candace your brothers have issued a gold-based currency which has seriously devalued the Euro. What do you do?
- Candace: I do nothing!
- Dr. Diminutive: I'm Doctor Diminutive, and I don't have a Napoleon complex. Napoleon had a ME complex. Don't cross me!