A Very Potter Musical (2009–2010)

Jaime Lyn Beatty: Ginny Weasley, Rita Skeeter

Quotes 

• Albus Dumbledore : And another very special welcome to our newest member of Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny, excuse me, Ms. Ginny Weasley.

  Ginny Weasley : Yeah, I'm a girl, and, um, also aren't we supposed to be sorted by the, um, Sorting Hat?

  Albus Dumbledore : Well, uh, a funny thing happened to the Sorting Hat. He actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the Scarf of Sexual Preference aren't going to be back until next year.

  Ginny Weasley : Oh.

  Albus Dumbledore : Basically I've just been putting anybody who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, anybody who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin, and the other two can just go wherever the hell they want, I don't really care.