Contains a whole fake slate of credits (most of which scroll by too fast to read) including: WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY: ALABAMA JACKSON Edited by: ALABAMA JACKSON Produced by: ALABAMA JACKSON STARRING ALABAMA JACKSON as ALABAMA JOHNSON Director of Fotography... Cherokee Jack Also Satrring Raffi...Traver Catalano Girl Who Cheated on Alabama...Fatima Carmelita Warner Bros Executive...Dick Cheeseanos Fox Executive...Jack Kubrick Paramount Executive...Cat Cincinnati Universal Executive...Jeffery Jon Czonka Lionsgate Executive...Traver Catalano Again Soundtrack provided by my ipod! Holla! Co-Producer...Assata Vaughn and Albama Jackson Production Design...Alabama Jackson and Johan Mullet Ass. Editor...Jimmy Tracy Sound Mixist...Matthew Mulvanny Catering...Papa Johns and Chips Ahoy! Continuity... Casting...Alabama Jackson and Derek Daub Costume Designer...Mostly Alabama Jackson Visual Effects Supervisor...There Wasnt Any Assocaite Producer...Alabama Jackson Creek of Goo Guts Special Thanks Sam Mendes Johnny Depp TurboJenn for letting me use her gun Tennese Williamz All my sistas who helped me thru my tmie of hurt All my DQ bitches Jesus Christt Georgia Washington Ryan Grace Dr. and Mrs. Dong Long Columbia College Chicago for letting me use (ahem steal) their equipment The Criterion Collection for inspiring me so mush A Ho-Fo-Sho Studio Production in association with Skanky B!tch Films and Merchant Ivory Productions Alabama Jackson will retunn in The Chick with the Golden Gun EXECUTIVE producer: ALABAMA JACKSON