Emily Symons: Marilyn Chambers

Quotes 

• Alf Stewart : [after Marilyn has given a customer $100 in change]  I don't believe it... You're a pea-brain!

  Marilyn Chambers : Well He still might come back, Mighn't he?

  Alf Stewart : [Sarcastically]  Yeah, and pigs might fly! Of course he won't come back!

  Marilyn Chambers : Well, he said he was from across the road!

  Alf Stewart : Yeah and probably said his name was *Bill Smith*!

  Marilyn Chambers : No, he said his name was David but he didn't tell me his surname. He said he knew you

  Alf Stewart : Of course he did! It's the oldest trick in the book!

  Marilyn Chambers : He didn't give me time to think! He said his customer was in a hurry

  Alf Stewart : Marilyn, If he gave you Ten years to think, it wouldn't make any difference! If you had a brain, it'd be lonely. Now get out of my shop before you ruin my business completely!

  Marilyn Chambers : But... you mean go home, now?

  Alf Stewart : I don't care *where* you go; You're fired. Understand? F-I-R-E-D!