- Alf Stewart: [after Marilyn has given a customer $100 in change] I don't believe it... You're a pea-brain!
- Marilyn Chambers: Well He still might come back, Mighn't he?
- Alf Stewart: [Sarcastically] Yeah, and pigs might fly! Of course he won't come back!
- Marilyn Chambers: Well, he said he was from across the road!
- Alf Stewart: Yeah and probably said his name was *Bill Smith*!
- Marilyn Chambers: No, he said his name was David but he didn't tell me his surname. He said he knew you
- Alf Stewart: Of course he did! It's the oldest trick in the book!
- Marilyn Chambers: He didn't give me time to think! He said his customer was in a hurry
- Alf Stewart: Marilyn, If he gave you Ten years to think, it wouldn't make any difference! If you had a brain, it'd be lonely. Now get out of my shop before you ruin my business completely!
- Marilyn Chambers: But... you mean go home, now?
- Alf Stewart: I don't care *where* you go; You're fired. Understand? F-I-R-E-D!