Did everyone who worked on this film create an account and then rate this 10/10? There is no earthly way this film is even close to that level. It's not even to the level of a Troma film. As bad as some of those films are they at least have a plot. What's the plot of this film? Dorky teenagers who are virgins and want to get laid? That's not a plot, that's life. But the entire film is not even about that, it's just them watching others have sex and masturbating to it. You knew what this film was when you see some dork character eat dog feces off the side walk: not worth watching. Unless you're watching it for all the female nudity; from the very beginning nude girl after another, mainly touching themselves in everything they do. Oh, let's go rob a store of chips and get shot by a guy with a fake cap shooting gun. They actually had aerial shots in this. What? It's two dorks walking around making trouble and thinking they're cool. Their skateboards look like they got them from a kids' toy shop; so you know they're not actual skateboarders or even know any (which is validated in the film).
The video quality is that of a camcorder, which is fine if it was actually making a film and not just...whatever this was. The slow motion walk down the sidewalk to go skateboarding. What? The sexism of the characters with old cliché sexist jokes. The main characters decide to give up on skateboarding because their sexist comments to a waitress gets them kicked out of a restaurant. What? Is this film for real? This is satire, right? A parody? And even if it was either of the two this film is not funny in any way. It's like they sat down, watched the American Pie series and other films in the raunchy category took out all the semblance of substance and created this pile of feces. I did love the 'community' pool which looked like what you'd find in some family's backyard. Also, what do these guys do for a living? They live as roommates in an apartment complex, at one point one of them starts to fill out an application for a job but gives up because it's asking him questions. The only good thing about this film is that it moves pretty fast. The 90 minutes went right by. This film makes all guys look like scum (except the restaurant manager) and all girls look like something to just use in a sexual way. Men are scum, women are sexual objects. That's the message I got. The waitress and the manager at the restaurant are the only two redeeming characters in this film. There's a scene toward the end which seems to be emotional between the dorks and a new roommate (a brother of one of them) about how the two dorks pretending to be skaters to get girls and after the brother has a threesome he finds he's now a nice guy and he's going to help them out then it goes from that scene to another scene where it shows a girl taking a shower a lá pornography viewed then cuts back to the brother helping the two dorks out in taking advantage of girls. Such a sweet moment /sarcasm. Oh, and the brother gets them a stripper and they ask "Where's the stereo?" like morons. They're idiots, this movie is idiotic...
This is one of the stupidest films I've seen in a long time. Don't pay attention to the high ratings, they're bogus. This film (I dislike calling it that) has absolutely no redeeming quality to it. I mean pornography has more substance than this trash. They have plots, at least.
The video quality is that of a camcorder, which is fine if it was actually making a film and not just...whatever this was. The slow motion walk down the sidewalk to go skateboarding. What? The sexism of the characters with old cliché sexist jokes. The main characters decide to give up on skateboarding because their sexist comments to a waitress gets them kicked out of a restaurant. What? Is this film for real? This is satire, right? A parody? And even if it was either of the two this film is not funny in any way. It's like they sat down, watched the American Pie series and other films in the raunchy category took out all the semblance of substance and created this pile of feces. I did love the 'community' pool which looked like what you'd find in some family's backyard. Also, what do these guys do for a living? They live as roommates in an apartment complex, at one point one of them starts to fill out an application for a job but gives up because it's asking him questions. The only good thing about this film is that it moves pretty fast. The 90 minutes went right by. This film makes all guys look like scum (except the restaurant manager) and all girls look like something to just use in a sexual way. Men are scum, women are sexual objects. That's the message I got. The waitress and the manager at the restaurant are the only two redeeming characters in this film. There's a scene toward the end which seems to be emotional between the dorks and a new roommate (a brother of one of them) about how the two dorks pretending to be skaters to get girls and after the brother has a threesome he finds he's now a nice guy and he's going to help them out then it goes from that scene to another scene where it shows a girl taking a shower a lá pornography viewed then cuts back to the brother helping the two dorks out in taking advantage of girls. Such a sweet moment /sarcasm. Oh, and the brother gets them a stripper and they ask "Where's the stereo?" like morons. They're idiots, this movie is idiotic...
This is one of the stupidest films I've seen in a long time. Don't pay attention to the high ratings, they're bogus. This film (I dislike calling it that) has absolutely no redeeming quality to it. I mean pornography has more substance than this trash. They have plots, at least.
