American Dad! (TV Series)

Toy Whorey (2012)

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith

Quotes 

• Stan Smith : You're too old to be playing with toys!

  Steve Smith : What? You're never too old to play! Using your imagination's a healthy way to escape reality for a spell.

  Stan Smith : No, that's what drugs and alcohol are for.

• Stan Smith : And by the way, father of the year here. This is how I wish I lost my virginity. Not to some coked-up airhead.

  Steve Smith : Didn't you lose your virginity to Mom?

  Stan Smith : Mm-hmm.

• Steve Smith : Pop, you need to eat. You're wasting away. You're doing a reverse Vince Vaughn.