Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Pawnee Rangers (2011)
Amy Poehler: Leslie Knope
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Quotes
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Leslie Knope : Hey Ron, whose club do you think is better: yours or mine? The answer is mine. Say mine is better.
Ron Swanson : It's not a competition.
Leslie Knope : Oh, but it is! Your club made it a competition when they kept girls out.
Leslie Knope : [in Southern accent] Oh my stars, I'm just a little lady. My fragile constitution can not handle the fearsome outdoors.
Ron Swanson : I have no problem with strong women, Leslie.
Leslie Knope : [accent continues] Who's "Leslie"? My name is Annabelle van der Graaf, and... y'all... I just fall to pieces when the sun shines on my hair.
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Leslie Knope : Okay, so what did everyone make for their loosely-structured craft time? Lauren?
Lauren : I made a Gertrude stein!
[holds up stein with Gertrude's face on it]
Leslie Knope : [applauding] Amazing! Lauren, that's so good! I really wouldn't want to follow that.
[pause]
Leslie Knope : Ann?
Ann Perkins : Oh, boy. Umm, I... was making some corn husk dolls for everyone, but they... kinda turned out wrong so they look like monsters.
[holds up grotesque doll]
Ann Perkins : [long, awkward pause] I'm sorry. I'm just gonna...
[walks across cabin]
Ann Perkins : put that... over there... in the... fire.
[throws doll into fire]
Ann Perkins : Well, Ann's keeping us warm, and that's important. April,
[strums guitar]
Ann Perkins : what was your craft?
Ann Perkins : I drew something on my arm. It's a pioneer watching her grandmother get trampled by a buffalo.
[girls crowd around, impressed]
Ann Perkins : Yeah, this is all the blood coming out of her face...
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Leslie Knope : I've taught them too well. I've created a mob of little Leslie Knope monsters. I'm so proud, and a little annoyed. But mostly proud. 70/30.