New Girl (TV Series)

Jess & Julia (2012)

Zooey Deschanel: Jess Day

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• Jess : Nick, your girlfriend said she's not a dessert person!

• Jess : I'm gonna cry, too, and where am I supposed to cry? You can't monopolize the... bathroom crying space.

• Jess : I find it fundamentally strange that you're not a dessert person... it freaks me out!

• Jess : Alright, so, so far, Nick Miller's list of fears is sharks, tap water, real relationships.

  Nick : And blueberries.

• Jess : I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you're not a dessert person. That's just weird, and it freaks me out. And I'm sorry I don't talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pantsuit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn't mean I'm not smart and tough and strong.