New Girl (TV Series)

Kryptonite (2011)

Lamorne Morris: Winston Bishop

Photos 

Quotes 

• Jess Day : [driving to Spencer's]  What am I gonna say?

  Nick Miller : "Hey, Spencer, give me my TV back."

  Jess Day : [trying it out]  Hi, Spencer. Give me my TV back, buddy.

  Nick Miller : Hey, no "buddy". How about "jerk" or "idiot"?

  Jess Day : Mr. Crabs.

  Winston Bishop : Mr. Crabs could work.

• Nick Miller : Okay, what are we watching?

  Jess Day : I have some DVDs. Um, "Adventures in Babysitting". Uh, "Prancer", "Newsies", "Curly Sue".

  Winston Bishop : [standing to leave]  I'm going out.

  Nick Miller : Yeah.

  Jess Day : Wait. Where are you guys going? These are heartwarming films.

  [the front door closes; after a moment, Schmidt returns and sits down] 

  Schmidt : Oh. "Curly Sue". Let's do this.

• Nick Miller : Jess, I've been telling you this for weeks, but you got to call Spencer and you got to get your stuff back. Unless, you know, unless you're scared.

  Jess Day : No, I am not scared. It's just complicated. That stuff was... that stuff was ours, and... I miss them...

  Schmidt : [distracting her]  Jess, look, it's a ball.

  Jess Day : Oh, a little b-ball, huh?

  [dribbling] 

  Jess Day : I'm actually pretty good. I used to play with my mom.

  [singing] 

  Jess Day : Defense, defense. Watch out for the defense. Sneaky, sneaky, wah-wah.

  Nick Miller : [seeing Winston's look]  You get used to her.

  Jess Day : Hey, Schmidt.

  [trying to pass it to him, it instead smashes the TV] 

  Nick Miller : Oh, come on.

  Jess Day : [covering her face in embarrassment]  Oh.

  Winston Bishop : Wow.

  Jess Day : Oh. My bad.

• Jess Day : I'm sorry, you guys.

  Nick Miller : That was my TV, Jess.

  Jess Day : It's kind of all he had.

  Jess Day : I'll get you a new one. I just can't afford it right now.

  Nick Miller : If you don't mind me asking, what's the plan?

  Winston Bishop : You don't know me like that, but I need a TV.

  Nick Miller : Do you have a TV at Spencer's?

  Jess Day : Yeah, I do, it's just really big and thin and bright.

  Winston Bishop : Go get it.

  Nick Miller : Go get it.

• Nick Miller : [seeing Spencer]  That's the wizard? He's wearing a scrunchie.

  Winston Bishop : Looks like he juggles clubs on the beach.

  Cece Parekh : Yeah, like he'd ever have a job.

  Schmidt : Didn't you just kind of assume he'd have a handlebar mustache?

• Jess Day : [with a handful of her stuff, including the TV]  I got it! It's really heavy, but I got it!

  Schmidt : Oh, my god, we created a monster.

  Nick Miller : She looks like Helena Bonham Carter.

  Winston Bishop : [seeing her struggle with the TV]  Oh, god, she's gonna drop... Jess... soft hands, Jess.

• Jess Day : Hey, that's my shirt.

  Spencer : No, this is my t-shirt.

  Jess Day : No, that is my shirt. It has my name on it.

  Winston Bishop : [seeing she's going to drop the TV]  Don't drop it. Jess, don't... Don't drop... don't...

  Cece Parekh : [climbing out of the car]  Come on, everybody out now.

• Nick Miller : Give her her t-shirt, man.

  Spencer : No, I don't want to, you know. And I gave her this hat, too. So I'm gonna take this back.

  Nick Miller : This one?

  Spencer : Yeah.

  Nick Miller : You want that?

  Spencer : Yeah.

  Nick Miller : [putting the hat on]  Then I dare you. Come take it off my head, pal. I dare you.

  [Schmidt puts on a Pikachu bucket hat] 

  Winston Bishop : You guys look ridiculous.

• Jess Day : Do you have a tank top I could borrow? You look like you're about my size. It's just that I'm really low on clothes right now, 'cause I broke up with my boyfriend.

  Schmidt : Oh, god.

  Jess Day : I caught him cheating, and I just, like, grabbed whatever I could, and...

  Schmidt : Jess, you know what? I'll let you check my lost and found. It's where I keep all the stuff that girls leave behind in my room after we fornicate.

  [Winston pinches the bridge of his nose] 

  Schmidt : [leaving with Jess]  Got sizes zero through ten.

  Winston Bishop : What have you done to me, Nick?

  Nick Miller : I am so happy you're back.

• Winston Bishop : [bringing him breakfast, Jess starts singing]  What's happening? Why are you doing that?