New Girl (TV Series)
Cece Crashes (2011)
Hannah Simone: Cece Parekh
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Quotes
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Jess Day : I got your text. Are you ready to go home?
Cece Parekh : Ohh, thank you for coming. Jess, he was making out with another girl.
Jess Day : You... get away from here.
Gavin : Okay, are you, Ms. Pajama, okay? You're blocking my booth. Get out of here!
Cece Parekh : Don't talk to her like that, okay? That is my best friend!
Gavin : [she rips open his shirt] You ripped my deep V! This is my favorite deep V!
Jess Day : [leading Cece away] It's just a deeper V.
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Jess Day : We're just friends.
Cece Parekh : You can't be friends with these guys. You don't think that every single one of them has thought about sleeping with you?
Jess Day : No. You just think everyone wants to sleep with everyone all the time.
Cece Parekh : They do. That's why I think that. Don't you hear how he says your name?
[imitating Nick]
Cece Parekh : Jess.
Jess Day : He's from Chicago. That's how people from Chicago say "Jess."
[with a Chicago accent]
Jess Day : Like "Bears" and "milk." And "let's go visit the Sears Tower."
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Cece Parekh : I'm sorry for everything. I can be a jerk sometimes.
Schmidt : I hate sleeping alone.
Cece Parekh : Me, too.
Schmidt : Sweet. Scha-weet..
Cece Parekh : Better when you don't talk.
Schmidt : Yeah.
Cece Parekh : [taking his hand] If you tell anyone we held hands, I have two people in my phone that will kill you. Literally.
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Cece Parekh : Okay, do you hear what he is saying to you?
Jess Day : Yes, I hear what he's saying.
Cece Parekh : He's trying to tell you that he cares about you.
Jess Day : No! He doesn't care about me.
Cece Parekh : So I'm gonna make this happen for you.
Jess Day : He cares about me as a friend.
Cece Parekh : This is so on, Jess.
Jess Day : No, it is not.
Cece Parekh : [they start quasi-cat-fighting] Oh, it's on.
Jess Day : Oh, on it is not.
Cece Parekh : I'm trying to help you right...
Jess Day : No.
Cece Parekh : Okay, no, my face is my job. My face is my job. Okay.
Jess Day : No! No! My earring.
Cece Parekh : Okay.
Jess Day : It is stuck in your hair.
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Nick Miller : Seriously, Jess, what the hell happened? I've been driving around for the last hour looking for you.
Cece Parekh : Everything is okay, and we were hoping to get everything out...
Jess Day , Cece Parekh : On the table.
Jess Day : The table which is not a table, it doesn't exist. So don't... don't worry about the table.
Nick Miller : We were in the middle of traffic and you just got out and ran away.
Jess Day : I was hot.
Nick Miller : You were so hot that you had to jump out of my car and run? Why are you standing like that?
Jess Day : This is how I stand.
Nick Miller : I've never seen you stand like that. I was really worried something had happened to you, okay? And you can't just walk around this neighborhood with bags full of toilet paper that you don't even use.
Cece Parekh : What?
Jess Day : [whispering] I told him I don't use toilet paper.
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Cece Parekh : Thanks for picking me up, Jess. I really felt that Gavin was different. Didn't you feel like he was different?
Jess Day : Yeah. I mean, he seemed like a really nice European DJ with a face tattoo.
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Cece Parekh : What is wrong with you? I'm trying to help you here.
Jess Day : No. I don't need your help. You don't know. Nick and I are friends. You don't know 'cause you don't have guy friends at all. You just hang out with jerks like Gavin. Oh, I'm sorry, DJ Diabeat it.
Cece Parekh : He has diabetes.
Jess Day : Oh, he does? Boo-hoo.
[seeing her reaction]
Jess Day : I'm sorry. Is it really bad? I feel really bad.
Cece Parekh : Oh, he's fine. He takes medication.
Jess Day : Why do you just come in and you take over? It's like you're playing mind games with people.
Cece Parekh : Okay, don't put this on me, Jess. Okay, I'm trying to help you. You never make a move...
Jess Day : Well, I don't need your help. I like moving slow. I like being weird and taking my time. I'm not like you. I don't just jump in the potato sack with the first potato that I meet with diabetes.
Cece Parekh : Okay, what did you just say?
Jess Day : You heard me, bitch.
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Nick Miller : I'm going to the drugstore. You need anything?
Cece Parekh : Yes. Jess, you should go with him, 'cause then you can get that thing that you really need.
Nick Miller : Oh, I wonder what it is.
Cece Parekh : She'll be right out.
[shutting the door on him]
Cece Parekh : Just...
Jess Day : [seeing her look] No. No! No, you are not coming in here and ruining all this. I'm happy. I like these guys, and I think they're actually starting to like me, too.
Cece Parekh : Who did you tell me was your perfect man?
Jess Day : Walter Matthau in "Grumpy Old Men." And I could be girl Jack Lemmon.
Cece Parekh : He's a total Matthau! I'm telling you, he gets you. And did you see his feet? A guy's feet point at what they want. His feet were pointing right at you.
Jess Day : Why wouldn't his feet point at me? Otherwise, he's standing like a duck.
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Jess Day : I walked home. I got out of the car and I walked home.
Cece Parekh : Why, what happened?
Jess Day : His feet were pointed directly at me the whole time. Did I do this? Am I dressing too provocatively? Do I need to get thicker pajamas? Maybe it's my posture. I have really sexy posture.
Cece Parekh : You know what, don't worry about it. I will talk to him for you.
Jess Day : No! No, you won't. That would be the worst, most life-ruining thing you could possibly...
Cece Parekh : [Nick comes in] Hi, Nick.