New Girl (TV Series)
Cece Crashes (2011)
Lamorne Morris: Winston Bishop
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Quotes
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Schmidt : [getting a glimpse of Cece getting out of the shower] Did you see that cleavage? I just want to get my arm stuck down there. Like "127 Hours"-style. And then, and then...
[pantomiming sawing his arm off]
Schmidt : Just cut it for days. I don't care. I'll cut through the bone, the nerve.
Winston Bishop : [a little disgusted] Schmidt!
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Winston Bishop : All right, take off that kimono, please.
Schmidt : It's my leisure wear, Winston. Look, I worked 80 hours this week. I just want to come home, put on my 'mono, and just hang loose, man. Okay? If you had a job, you'd understand.
Winston Bishop : [insulted] Real... really? Wow. It just got real in here. Okay, you're not gonna take the kimono off? Fine. Then I'm not wearing any pants.
[yanking off his snap-on pants]
Winston Bishop : Boom! Bam! Mm-hmm. Everybody want to just walk around this house wearing all kinds of stupid stuff, then guess what I'm gonna do, Schmidt. I'm wearing a napkin on my face.
[doing so]
Winston Bishop : Bam! How do you like that?
Schmidt : That doesn't even make any sense, Winston.
Winston Bishop : It makes perfect sense.
Schmidt : It's totally different than me wearing my kimono. You are laughing in the face of thousands of years of samurai culture, and it's an affront, Winston. It's an affront.
Winston Bishop : [putting napkins in his shirt collar, ears, and nose] Look at me now, huh? This is the vibe we have in the house now because of you. You want to walk around here looking silly.
Schmidt : This is hand-crafted! In China.
Nick Miller : Schmidt, I think you should take the kimono off.
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Schmidt : I did it, man. I'm holding her hand right now. She's in my bed and she's asleep.
Winston Bishop : Wait, so you're in... you're in the room right now? What is wrong with you? Hang up the phone.
Schmidt : I did it. I closed.
Winston Bishop : We could have had this conversation at any time.
Schmidt : Shh, shh. Please, shh.
[checking, he sees Cece is still asleep]
Schmidt : Okay, we're good.
Winston Bishop : And just so we're clear, when I say "closing," this is not what I'm talking about.
Schmidt : You need to define your terms. Because what I'm doing right now feels an awful lot like closing.
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Schmidt : Okay, Benjamin just invited us to a very cool party.
Nick Miller : No. I just got off three back-to-back shifts at the bar. I just want to sit here all weekend in silence playing this game, then I want to go in my room and do weird stuff on my computer.
Winston Bishop : Are you even wearing underwear? What is between you and that chair?
Schmidt : Just a little bit of sunshine.
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Winston Bishop : [watching Cece sunbathe] Look at her. Go for it, man. You know, go do your thing.
Schmidt : I don't like the roof, man. There's a cat up here. It's crazy. It was raised by birds.
Winston Bishop : You mean to tell me you're gonna let a cat stop you from all that?
Schmidt : It's a bird-cat, man. It's very dangerous. Look it up. Double rabies.