New Girl (TV Series)
Cece Crashes (2011)
Jake Johnson: Nick Miller
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Quotes
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Nick Miller : [watching Schmidt and Winston dancing with Cece to loud music] This is the opposite of being alone! This is the opposite of what I wanted this weekend.
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Winston Bishop : All right, take off that kimono, please.
Schmidt : It's my leisure wear, Winston. Look, I worked 80 hours this week. I just want to come home, put on my 'mono, and just hang loose, man. Okay? If you had a job, you'd understand.
Winston Bishop : [insulted] Real... really? Wow. It just got real in here. Okay, you're not gonna take the kimono off? Fine. Then I'm not wearing any pants.
[yanking off his snap-on pants]
Winston Bishop : Boom! Bam! Mm-hmm. Everybody want to just walk around this house wearing all kinds of stupid stuff, then guess what I'm gonna do, Schmidt. I'm wearing a napkin on my face.
[doing so]
Winston Bishop : Bam! How do you like that?
Schmidt : That doesn't even make any sense, Winston.
Winston Bishop : It makes perfect sense.
Schmidt : It's totally different than me wearing my kimono. You are laughing in the face of thousands of years of samurai culture, and it's an affront, Winston. It's an affront.
Winston Bishop : [putting napkins in his shirt collar, ears, and nose] Look at me now, huh? This is the vibe we have in the house now because of you. You want to walk around here looking silly.
Schmidt : This is hand-crafted! In China.
Nick Miller : Schmidt, I think you should take the kimono off.
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Nick Miller : Seriously, Jess, what the hell happened? I've been driving around for the last hour looking for you.
Cece Parekh : Everything is okay, and we were hoping to get everything out...
Jess Day , Cece Parekh : On the table.
Jess Day : The table which is not a table, it doesn't exist. So don't... don't worry about the table.
Nick Miller : We were in the middle of traffic and you just got out and ran away.
Jess Day : I was hot.
Nick Miller : You were so hot that you had to jump out of my car and run? Why are you standing like that?
Jess Day : This is how I stand.
Nick Miller : I've never seen you stand like that. I was really worried something had happened to you, okay? And you can't just walk around this neighborhood with bags full of toilet paper that you don't even use.
Cece Parekh : What?
Jess Day : [whispering] I told him I don't use toilet paper.
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Schmidt : Okay, Benjamin just invited us to a very cool party.
Nick Miller : No. I just got off three back-to-back shifts at the bar. I just want to sit here all weekend in silence playing this game, then I want to go in my room and do weird stuff on my computer.
Winston Bishop : Are you even wearing underwear? What is between you and that chair?
Schmidt : Just a little bit of sunshine.
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Nick Miller : I'm going to the drugstore. You need anything?
Cece Parekh : Yes. Jess, you should go with him, 'cause then you can get that thing that you really need.
Nick Miller : Oh, I wonder what it is.
Cece Parekh : She'll be right out.
[shutting the door on him]
Cece Parekh : Just...
Jess Day : [seeing her look] No. No! No, you are not coming in here and ruining all this. I'm happy. I like these guys, and I think they're actually starting to like me, too.
Cece Parekh : Who did you tell me was your perfect man?
Jess Day : Walter Matthau in "Grumpy Old Men." And I could be girl Jack Lemmon.
Cece Parekh : He's a total Matthau! I'm telling you, he gets you. And did you see his feet? A guy's feet point at what they want. His feet were pointing right at you.
Jess Day : Why wouldn't his feet point at me? Otherwise, he's standing like a duck.
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Nick Miller : Well, how long is she staying?
Jess Day : Oh, not long. I know she can be tough to deal with. Sometimes she just calls me up and she's like, "Bitch, I love you." And then she just hangs up. No other information.
Nick Miller : Weird.
Jess Day : [with Cece's advice on her mind, she checks out another pair of shoppers' feet] But I don't know, I kind of like it when she calls me "bitch." It makes me feel like Janis Joplin.
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Schmidt : [wearing a kimono a few sizes too small] Friday night, gentlemen. It's on.
Nick Miller : What happened to you?
Schmidt : It's on and poppin' up in here, you feel?
Nick Miller : What happened to you?
Schmidt : What?
Nick Miller : You didn't use to be like this, Schmidt.
Schmidt : What are you talking about?
Nick Miller : You've gotten so much worse.
Schmidt : It's on and poppin'!
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Nick Miller : [buying roses for Jess] What do you mean no? Here, take some roses.
Jess Day : [recoiling] No.
Nick Miller : You want 'em? It's two dollars. It's not a big deal.
Jess Day : I want them to go, no.
Nick Miller : They're nice roses.
[she gets out of the car]
Nick Miller : Hey, what are you doing? Where are you going? Jess, it was a joke. What are you doing? Get back in the car.
[she starts running up the street]
Nick Miller : Where are you going?
[she turns a corner]
Nick Miller : That's not the way home.