The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts (2011)

Hank Azaria: Nobel Prize Announcer, Wiseguy, Van Krusten, European Judge #1, Roofi, Easy Reader, Sprooklyn Bum, Guy Talking To Krusty, Moe Szyslak

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : The things you don't know could fill a week's worth of morning announcements with enough leftover for a send-home flyer!

  Superintendent Chalmers : There's no need for hyperbole, Seymour.

• Superintendent Chalmers : So, Simpson, you'll be studying with me now.

  Bart Simpson : Same garbage, different Dumpster.

  Superintendent Chalmers : We'll start with American history.

  [Opens book to table of U.S. Presidents] 

  Superintendent Chalmers : Now, I'm sure you know who these gentlemen are.

  Bart Simpson : [Points at Washington]  Dollar bill guy,

  [Points at Lincoln] 

  Bart Simpson : Five-dollar bill guy,

  [Points to Clinton] 

  Bart Simpson : Sex guy,

  [Points to Bush Jr] 

  Bart Simpson : Will Ferrell,

  [Points to Obama] 

  Bart Simpson : Black guy.

• Bart Simpson : Sir, of all the books and movies about Teddy Roosevelt, which would you say is the most informative?

  Superintendent Chalmers : No question: Night at the Museum.

  Bart Simpson : One or two?

  Superintendent Chalmers : Take your pick, you can't go wrong.

• Superintendent Chalmers : The fact is, today's modern schools have completely failed you.

  Jimbo Jones : School failed me? Does school have to go to summer Jimbo?

  Superintendent Chalmers : [Chalmers groans, sighs]  Look at him, boys. He is the canary in the coal mine of a dying empire.

  Jimbo Jones : You're in my coal mine now, bitches!