The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts (2011)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Superintendent Chalmers : So, Simpson, you'll be studying with me now.
Bart Simpson : Same garbage, different Dumpster.
Superintendent Chalmers : We'll start with American history.
[Opens book to table of U.S. Presidents]
Superintendent Chalmers : Now, I'm sure you know who these gentlemen are.
Bart Simpson : [Points at Washington] Dollar bill guy,
[Points at Lincoln]
Bart Simpson : Five-dollar bill guy,
[Points to Clinton]
Bart Simpson : Sex guy,
[Points to Bush Jr]
Bart Simpson : Will Ferrell,
[Points to Obama]
Bart Simpson : Black guy.
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Lisa Simpson : Bart, what are you doing?
Bart Simpson : Taking over the school... with all the kids inside.
Lisa Simpson : What? I'm telling mom.
Bart Simpson : Great. You can call her from the closet phone.
[locks Lisa in broom closet]
Lisa Simpson : Hello, Mom?
Bart Simpson : There really is a phone in there?
[Bart opens door; Lisa is just standing there sticking her tongue out; Bart closes door on her. Bart scoffs]
Bart Simpson : So immature.
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Bart Simpson : Well, I've learned a lot today. Now, to go home and let TV slowly rot it all away.
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Bart Simpson : Sir, of all the books and movies about Teddy Roosevelt, which would you say is the most informative?
Superintendent Chalmers : No question: Night at the Museum.
Bart Simpson : One or two?
Superintendent Chalmers : Take your pick, you can't go wrong.