- Peggy Olson: Hold on a second. You want me to work up an entire corporate image campaign for ten dollars?
- Roger Sterling: I can make you do it for nothing. I'm the boss.
- Peggy Olson: You're right. The work is ten dollars. The lie is extra.
- Roger Sterling: Incredible. What do you make a week, sweetheart?
- Peggy Olson: Hmm, you don't know, huh? That's helpful.
- Roger Sterling: You know, I could fire you.
- Peggy Olson: Great. There's some portfolios in Joan's office. Maybe you could find somebody tonight?
- Roger Sterling: [tormented] Why are you doing this to me?
- Peggy Olson: Because you're being very demanding for somebody who has no other choice. Dazzle me.
- Roger Sterling: Fine. How much you want?
- Peggy Olson: How much you got?
- Roger Sterling: [counts a wad of cash] Four-hundred dollars.
- Peggy Olson: Give me all of it.
- Roger Sterling: Jesus!... This better be good.
- Peggy Olson: You want me to take your watch?
- Joan Harris: [Regarding Greg's military service] I've been thinking about it and... I want you to go.
- Gail Holloway: I'll put this away.
- Greg Harris: I'm glad you came around. It's only a year.
- Joan Harris: No, I want you to go and never come back.
- Greg Harris: Damn it, Joanie, they need me.
- Joan Harris: Well, then it works out because we don't.