- Joan Holloway: Men don't take the time to end things. They ignore you until you insist on a declaration of hate.
- Mona Sterling: I thought you married Jane because I had gotten old. And then I realized it was because you had.
- Roger Sterling: Who knows why people in history did good things? For all we know, Jesus was trying to get the loaves and fishes account.
- Roger Sterling: His name is Ed. He's at Dow-Corning. They make beautiful dishes, glassware, Napalm. And his wife's name is Lillian. Don't forget that.
- Roger Sterling: I've been in the war room, Don, preparing for the American Cancer dinner. Caroline went to the library and got me pictures of these guys. I'm 50 dollars away from a seating chart.
- Don Draper: Look, I don't take this honor lightly.
- Roger Sterling: Good, say something like that. Titans of industry are giving you an award. We are being lowered in a bucket into a goldmine. I'm gonna bring my pick and crack something off the wall.
- Megan Draper: Why do you think my mother is so competitive?
- Don Draper: I didn't see that.
- Megan Draper: Didn't you notice she touched you six times in an hour?
- Don Draper: She's French.
- Megan Draper: No, that's not what that is.
- Ed Baxter: I've been telling Ken you should get out of your business altogether.
- Don Draper: Why is that?
- Ed Baxter: I'd introduce you to him, but I don't want to waste your time. He's on the board.
- Don Draper: He obviously likes my work.
- Ed Baxter: He loves your work. They all do. But they don't like you.
- Don Draper: What?
- Ed Baxter: This crowd, they'll bury your desk in awards, but they'll never work with you. Not after that letter. I mean how can they trust you after the way you bit the hand?
- Peggy Olson: I know what you did, and it is a big deal. And when it happened to me, they acted like it happens all the time. It doesn't.
- Megan Draper: I tried to crack that nut.
- Peggy Olson: I mean, if anything, I should be jealous. But I look at you, and I feel like, I don't know, I'm getting to experience my first time again.
- Megan Draper: It's a good day for me.
- Peggy Olson: This is as good as this job gets. Savor it.
- Megan Draper: You're right. I will.
- Katherine Olson: You're lonely? Get a cat. They live thirteen years. Then you get another one, and another one after that. Then you're done.