2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Break-Up Scene (2011)

Jonathan Kite: Oleg

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Quotes 

• Max Black : What is with you and boundaries? You're in my bed, you're in my bosses bed, and now you go and call Robbie? You're like... you're like your big ass horse charging in everywhere you don't belong.

  Caroline Channing : I thought I was doing you a favor. In spite of what you say about the sounds I heard coming from your bedroom the other night, I know you're upset.

  Max Black : I was masturbating!

  Oleg : [Pops up from behind counter holding a jar]  I love my job.

• Caroline Channing : I'm here! I was late so I decided to hail a cab; but then I remembered I didn't have any money one me and then I remembered I didn't have any money at all. So I walked the whole way here.

  Max Black : The apartment's three blocks away.

  Caroline Channing : Yes I know, three blocks and fifteen "Hola Chicka's" away.

  Max Black : Well you can't be late again. I'm already worried about me being late... every month.

  Caroline Channing : On my way here a homeless man asked me for money; and I told him I usually always give but that my father was indicted in a ponzi scandal and I've lost my family fortune and my Manhattan townhouse. So I've been sleeping on a couch in Brooklyn, but in spite of it all I'm still optimistic that you and I will acheive success in our exciting new cupcake business venture... and look what he gave me.

  [Pulls out and holding up two one dollar bills] 

  Max Black : You took money from a homeless man?

  Caroline Channing : I prefer to think of Bob near the bridge as our first investor.

  Oleg : Pick up. Special sandwich. I can think of even more special sandwich; You, me, and the hot blonde giraffe.

  Max Black : Well she recently lost her dignity so you may have a shot.