"How I Met Your Mother" Mystery vs. History (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

  • Ted Mosby : The date with Nadine went great. Unless you guys found something.

    Barney Stinson : Are you sitting down?

    Ted Mosby : No...

    [He sits down] 

    Robin Scherbatsky : She's wanted in Florida on Crystal Meth charges.

    Barney Stinson : She breeds pitbulls for dog fighting.

    Robin Scherbatsky : Also, the FBI has...

    Ted Mosby : [Cuts Robin off]  What's this link?

    Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, she also writes online movie reviews. Anyway, she's still married to a death row inmate convicted for...

    Ted Mosby : [Cuts Robin off again]  She gave Annie Hall two out of ten stars? "Slow and overrated"?

    Robin Scherbatsky : Really? That's your takeway?

    Ted Mosby : It's the Woodman at the height of his powers! The way he broke the fourth wall by talking directly to camera... people have been ripping that off ever since.

    Robin Scherbatsky : [Looking at the camera]  Can you believe this guy?

  • Robin Scherbatsky : The bitch is hiding something.

    Barney Stinson : The bitch's totally hiding something

  • Barney Stinson : Oh my god they're six minutes into the date! Ted has probably already told her that he loves her! We gotta get down there!

  • Barney Stinson : Oh my Gog! They're six minutes into the date. Ted's probably already told her that he loves her! We've got to get down there!

    Kevin : Nobody's going anywhere!

    Robin Scherbatsky : Why?

  • Ted Mosby : Paula Vincenzo. She's in the bathroom. What's wrong with her?

    Robin Scherbatsky : Total psycho. Her Facebook wall has a link to a site about dating inanimate objects. For most of last year, she was engaged... to a mini fridge.

    Barney Stinson : And there's pictures. Her and the mini fridge on a hike. Her and the mini fridge in wine country. There's the mini fridge meeting her parents.

    Robin Scherbatsky : Run like the wind!

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