How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Mystery vs. History (2011)

Ray Wise: Robin Sr.

Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : [Robin reflects on her 14th birthday gift, which turns out to be a long trek in the woods and she is being airdropped]  I wanna go home, daddy!

  Robin Sr. : [Points out woods]  That direction is nothing but wolves. Forty kilometers that way is a mining town called Smithers. I'd rather take my chances with the wolves.

  [Hands Robin a Swiss knife] 

  Robin Sr. : I'll see you in three days.

  Robin Scherbatsky : But what am I supposed to eat?

  Robin Sr. : You got a knife! The forest is full of animals, what do you want, a buffet?

  [drops off Robin] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Papa!

  Robin Sr. : Happy Birthday, son!