How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Slutty Pumpkin Returns (2011)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Naomi : [Naomi, the Slutty Pumpkin, has mutually agreed with Ted to end their relationship] Naomi: Ted, I've been looking for the hot Hanging Chad for the last nine Halloweens. I've waded through a parade of Big Lebowskis, Harry Potters, Antoine Dodsons and the jackass who always dresses as laundry.
Ted Mosby : I hate that guy.
Naomi : That's why when I finally found you... it was hard to let go. Goodbye, Ted.
[offers handshake, but Ted tries to hug her]
Naomi : Let's not touch, ever.
Ted Mosby : Probably a good idea.
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Ted Mosby : [about Naomi, "the Slutty Pumpkin"] The thing is, I like her. Okay? I really, really like her. I just don't seem to like anything she says or does.