"South Park" Bass to Mouth (TV Episode 2011) - Trey Parker as Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Clyde, Mr. Mackey, Mr. Garrison, Singer, Tommy Edwards, The Sparrow Prince, The Catatafish, Vernon Trupski

Eric Cartman : You might be worried Pete Melman is gonna kill himself, but the truth is, he was dead the second he crapped his pants.
Eric Cartman : At lunch you're serving the students pizza from Pizza Hut, but we're going to put laxatives and Arby's horsey sauce in the pizza so that every kid in the school craps their pants after recess. Everyone craps their pants, nobody's singled out, problem solved.

Principal Victoria : That's insane!

Eric Cartman : Okay, well, if you have a better idea, then why am I here?

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Clyde, Mr. Mackey, Mr. Garrison, Singer, Tommy Edwards, The Sparrow Prince, The Catatafish, Vernon Trupski