Community (TV Series)
Studies in Modern Movement (2011)
Carlos Moreno Jr.: Waiter
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Jeff Winger : A siesta salad and an iced tea.
Waiter : Excelente. And for you?
Dean Pelton : [clears throat] Ahem.
Jeff Winger : The gentleman...
Dean Pelton : Oh...
Jeff Winger : will have a top notch-os and a watermelon Margarita.
Dean Pelton : Thank you, Jeffrey. So, any brothers or sisters?
Jeff Winger : And we'll take the check too.
Dean Pelton : Oh! What's the rush?
Jeff Winger : We're eating lunch, and then I'm leaving.
Dean Pelton : Okay. I just hope that I don't bump into your study group on Monday. And I pray they don't ask me who I saw at the mall on Saturday. Because, unlike a certain someone, I just don't think I could lie to those sweet people.
Jeff Winger : Dean, this is blackmail.
Dean Pelton : Ah! Call me Craig. And call blackmail "a day at the mall with Craig." Because that's all I require, Jeffrey. You and I are going to have some fun. And create a few memories. And I suggest you get into it. Because that counts.
[mariachis enter]
Mariachi Leader : A song for the señor, señor?
Jeff Winger : [exhales] Adiós amores.
[mariachis begin]
Dean Pelton : Oh, what a surprise.