R.L. Stine's the Haunting Hour (TV Series)

Stage Fright (2012)

Ellie Harvie: The Witch

Quotes 

• Jesse Marcheson as Father : [Frantically retreats backstage to search for a wood prop, which is missing]  Ms. Browser? Where's my wood, I can't find my wood! Wait, what are you doing?

  [Is smashed over head with wood] 

  Keri : Jesse? Are you back here?

  [Turns away to leave, with the piece of wood which has been abandoned on the floor] 

  The Witch : HA HA HA!

  [Evil laugh] 

  Jesse Marcheson as Father : [to Keri]  HHHHMMLLLPP! HHMMMLLPPP!

• The Witch : I'm afraid that isn't how this story goes......

  Michelle Adams as Tree : Ummmmmmm... . Who are you?

  The Witch : I'm the star of the show.

  Sam Morgan as Hansel : The Witch? I thought Ms. Browser was the Witch!

  The Witch : I'm afraid not my dearies...... just me. And see.

  [Pulls down the stage curtain using magic, and raises it back up, and the rest of the cast of the production is bound and gagged] 

  Michelle Adams as Tree : HHHMMMPPLLLPPP! HMMMPPLLLPPP!

  The Witch : I couldn't just watch you amateurs butcher my play! So I thought, if they want a Witch, I'll give them a Witch!

• Sam Morgan as Hansel , Michelle Adams as Tree : [to Keri]  HHHMMMPPLLLPPP! HHMMMPPLLLPPP!

  Keri : [to Sam and Michelle]  HHHMMPPPLLLPP! HMMMPPLLPP!

  The Witch : HA HA HA HA HA!

  [makes an evil laughing sound]