- Wally West: This could wind up being one of those things that sounds better in my head than out loud, but you *are* a real archer. No, I mean I'm jazzed about Red Arrow. We go way back, you know? But you You've made your own place on the Team. You have nothing to prove. Well, not to me.
- Artemis Crock: OK.
- [pause]
- Artemis Crock: And Wally? It sounded fine out loud.
- Artemis Crock: [after catching Black Spider] Did you see the look on his face? OK, he was wearing a mask, but Did you see the look on his mask?
- Klarion the Witch Boy: This isn't T. O. Morrow!
- Sportsmaster: Klarion, this is Professor Ivo.
- Klarion the Witch Boy: I didn't order this! Send it back!
- Teekl: Morrruw!
- Klarion the Witch Boy: Morrow's in a coma? Did I already know that?
- Cheshire: Why, Arrow If you wanted another date, you only had to ask.
- Artemis Crock: You two are DATING?
- Red Arrow: Wh-what? No!
- Bernell Jones: Please, not in front of my daughter.
- Black Spider: Nah, I'm sorry. You know how it is... I'm on a deadline... and so are you.
- Professor Ivo: Ah, my dear Morrow. How the mighty have fallen. Well, hideous as you are, I refuse to abandon you. In fact, I promised to stop by daily to remind you what an abject failure you've become.
- Black Spider: I got nothing against you archers. I don't suppose you'll let me finish off Jones and go about my web-slinging way?
- Oliver Queen: Not a chance!
- [Black spider tackles him to the ground; Artemis takes over]
- Oliver Queen: Good girl. Take the lead on this one.
- Cheshire: Bet you run out of arrows before I run out of sword! Unless you plan on breaking out the pointy ones, to use against your own sister
- Artemis Crock: Why shouldn't I? You are working with Sportsmaster!
- Cheshire: [Angry] Not my choice! Not my call!
- Artemis Crock: Then who's call is it?
- Cheshire: Sorry. Just because I know your secrets doesn't mean I tell you mine.
- Artemis Crock: Cheshire's heading North.
- Red Arrow: Sportsmaster was headed South. Kinda like this mission.
- Red Arrow: So you're pretty much allergic to radioing a warning?
- Artemis Crock: [Sarcastically] Artemis to Arrow: look out.
- Conner Kent: Alright, what's with the new bot?
- Red Tornado: *I* am a robot. *This* is an android. It will serve as my alter ego, John Smith. And allow me to download my consciousness, so that I may walk among humans. Interact. And learn.
- M'gann M'orzz: I think it's a wonderful idea.
- Red Tornado: Your approval is appreciated. But your presence is uninvited. Is this a sign of disrespect?
- M'gann M'orzz: Of curiosity!
- Conner Kent: Boredom.
- Zatanna Zatara: [Looks at the android] You know... he's cute. But, if the goal is human interaction...
- [Says spell]
- Zatanna Zatara: Evig mih stnap! He really needed pants.