Parks and Recreation (TV Series)

End of the World (2011)

Chris Pratt: Andy Dwyer

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Quotes 

• Andy Dwyer : [at the Grand Canyon]  Where are the faces... of the Presidents?

• Bank teller : [counting out money]  Eight hundred, nine hundred, one thousand.

  April Ludgate : And how much is left in the bank account?

  Bank teller : Eighteen dollars and four cents.

  Andy Dwyer : Woah, still a lot left over.

  April Ludgate : Okay. You wanted to hold a thousand dollars cash in your hands...

  [hands money to Andy and snaps fingers] 

  Andy Dwyer : ...That's super disappointing.

  Bank teller : [counting out singles]  ... Nine hundred ninety eight, nine hundred ninety night, one thousand.

  Andy Dwyer : Yes! Now *this* is what I imagined!

  [laughs] 

  Andy Dwyer : Have you ever seen this much cash in your entire *life*?

  Bank teller : I just handed it to you.

  Andy Dwyer : Nickels. I want nickles. A billion nickles!

  April Ludgate : No, Andy...

• Andy Dwyer : Thank you so much. I never would've ever done this without you. Thank you.

  [Andy pulls April into him and kisses her on the forehead]