- April Ludgate: That class was awesome.
- Ron Swanson: I wholeheartedly agree. If that woman weren't so violently opposed to marriage, I think I would propose to her.
- Andy Dwyer: Well then it's decided: Andy Dwyer will be taking Women's Lasers.
- April Ludgate: Women's Studies.
- Andy Dwyer: Sorry! God, I cannot stop thinking about lasers. Women's Studies... is there such a thing as Women's Lasers? That'd be my number one pick.
- Ron Swanson: I value a good education, so I don't want to see Andy waste his time in college. Of all of my coworkers, he is one of a small number I do not actively root against. Ugh, there I go, getting all sappy.