Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Holy Cornholio (2011)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Stewart Stevenson

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Quotes 

• Beavis : You can get a loan for big boobs?

  Butt-Head : Eh, wow.

  Beavis : Yeah, I'm gonna take out a loan to get a bigger schlong!

• Beavis : I am Cornholio! You will name your baby Bungholio! Is he an Albino?

• Stewart Stevenson : Where are you taking me?

  Female Follower : To the great conception.

  Stewart Stevenson : Conception? Doesn't that mean something with sex?

  Female Follower : Yes.

  Stewart Stevenson : All right!

  Butt-head : What a dumbass. Huh-huh. He thinks he's gonna score.

  Beavis : Heh-heh. Really, what a dumbass.

  Stewart Stevenson : Yay, sex!

• Butt-head : [watching a music video for a band called "Cage The Elephant"]  What does Cage The Elephant even mean?

  Beavis : I think it means like choking your chicken.

  Butt-head : You think everything means that.

  Beavis : In this case it actually does.

• Butt-head : [commenting on a Cage The Elephant music video]  What does "Cage The Elephant" mean?

  Beavis : I think it means like "choking your chicken".

  Butt-head : You think everything means that. But in this case it does.

  Beavis : This guy just caged his elephant.

• Beavis : You will be love my bunghole, or I am the great cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole.

• [watching "It's So Cold in the D" video] 

  Butt-Head : Uh, this is hard to dance to.

• Butt-head : [commenting on Jersey Shore in fake Italian accent]  I have watched season 2 and 3 of Jersey Shore. I know this is not true.

  Beavis : [fake Italian accent]  You are easy like whore!

  Butt-head : You were not my first choice but you were definitely the sluttiest! I date you first then Snooki then JWOW.

• Butt-head : [commenting on "It's So Cold in The D"]  Uh... is this the Real Housewives Of Detroit?

• Butt-Head : Uh. Okay, this is going to hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me. Now hold still, dumbass.

  [Butt head uses a power drill and the screw deeper through his other hand, making things worse] 

  Beavis : Ahhhhh! Ah! Ah! Cut it out BUNGHOLE!

  Stewart Stevenson : OH MY GOD!

  Butt-Head : Uh, I think this screw driver is broken or something.

  Stewart Stevenson : Oh my God, Butthead you've got to get Beavis to the hospital!

  Butt-Head : Don't worry, Beavis, it's not the first time you've screwed your hand.

  Beavis : Oh yeah, OW!