The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Daughter Also Rises (2012)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz

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• Bart Simpson : Why would a dude do everything a dame wants on Valentines Day?

  Homer Simpson : It's a trade-off. We do whatever women want on Valentines Day, and they let us blow stuff up on the Fourth of July. I just hope the two don't fall on the same day.

• Bart Simpson : According to the wisdom of our elders, if you ride the swing the whole way around, your body will turn inside out.

  Milhouse : At last, my beauty will be on the outside!

• Bart Simpson : I don't want to be the guy who killed everyone's fun. That's Skinner's job.

  Principal Skinner : Don't look at me. I didn't kill everyone's fun, fun killer.

• Marge Simpson : It's a beautiful day outside. No more watching TV.

  Bart Simpson : Little does she know that our viewing platforms are multi.

• Milhouse : How come you get so many valentines? All I got were from my mom and my optometrist.

  Bart Simpson : That's a bill.

  Milhouse : No, it's not! It has a heart stamp.