Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

The Rat/Spill (2011)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, David Van Driessen

Quotes 

• Maya : [after Beavis & Butthead release a seagull into the wild]  Beavis & Butthead! I hope you didn't just hear me spewing doubts and despondency about making a difference.

  Butt-head : We're covered in oil.

  Maya : Yes you are! You're covered in oil, and you don't care that you're not making a difference. Do you think that I've made a difference?

  Butt-head : You've made a difference... in my pants.

  Beavis : Boioioioioioioioioing!

• Hardware Store Clerk : Got a rat problem, do ya?

  Butt-Head : Uh... yeah. He ate our nachos.

  Beavis : [in Spanish accent]  And for that, he must die.

• Butt-Head : Boy, Beavis, that rat dude really likes you, huh-huh. He must be like a metrosexual or something.

  Beavis : Shut up, butthole!

• Reporter : So tell me what you two are doing.

  Butt-head : We're like... covered in oil, and we're gonna do it.

  Reporter : Yes... we are all going to do it. A very profound statement in our society today.

  Butt-head : [thinking he's talking about sex]  Get in line, buddy!

• Beavis : [commenting on a segment from Jersey Shore in which Snooki gets arrested]  WHOA! You can get arrested for being an idiot?

  Butt-head : Yeah... you might want to lay low for a while, Beavis. Uh huh huh huh huh...

• Beavis : [commenting on a Jersey Shore segment where Snooki gets arrested]  Whoa! You can get arrested for being an idiot?

  Butt-head : You might want to lay low for a while, Beavis.