Mr. Sikowitz: Andre, why the sour puss?
Rex: Yeah, why the sour puss?
Andre Harris: I don't really want to talk about it.
Tori Vega: Andre wrote a Christmas song for his creative music class.
[Andre moans]
Tori Vega: And it was a really great song.
[Andre moans]
Tori Vega: But his teacher gave him...
Andre Harris: Don't say it out loud!
Tori Vega: OK.
Andre Harris: A D! Argh, I said it out loud.
Mr. Sikowitz: A D?
Andre Harris: I've always gotten As in music. How does a person go from an A to a D?
Jade West: Happened to me in eighth grade.
[Robbie and Cat laugh]
Mr. Sikowitz: Well, I'm sorry, Andre. Now, yo!
[Sikowitz wakes Beck up, who startles]
Mr. Sikowitz: Why Becky so sleepy?
Beck Oliver: There's a stupid cricket in my RV. So I can't sleep because it chirps all night long.
Jade West: So just call one of those bug murderers.
Tori Vega: Uh, they're called exterminators.
Jade West: Yeah, why sugarcoat it?
[Sinjin enters the classroom]
Sinjin Van Cleef: Hey, Sikowitz.
Mr. Sikowitz: Yes, what is it, boy?
Sinjin Van Cleef: I have your Hollywood Arts Secret Santa assignment.
Mr. Sikowitz: Ooh, who am I buying a gift for this year?
[Sikowitz inspects the pad]
Mr. Sikowitz: Courtney Van Cleef? Oh no, that kid's a freaky little weirdo.
Sinjin Van Cleef: She's my sister.