Castle (TV Series)
An Embarrassment of Bitches (2012)
Molly C. Quinn: Alexis Castle
Quotes
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Richard Castle : You have a friend named "Buttons"? A human friend?
Alexis Castle : Her mom called her that when she was little and it stuck.
Richard Castle : [chuckles] Now so is she.
Alexis Castle : Buttons and I bonded over being rejected from Stanford. In fact, we applied to a *lot* of the same schools, so we were planning to visit a few campuses together this weekend...
Martha Rodgers : Ah.
Alexis Castle : ...Make a road trip out of it.
Richard Castle : Whoa! Okay, whoa. Where are you staying, who's driving and who is chaperoning?
Alexis Castle : We were going to take your Ferrari and hook up with some boys we met on Craigslist.
[Alexis throws her father a look to show she's being sarcastic]
Richard Castle : Not cool.
Martha Rodgers : Honey, don't be such a killjoy. I'm sure Buttons' mother is going along.
Alexis Castle : She is, and she's very responsible.
Richard Castle : Yeah, except when it comes to picking nicknames.
Alexis Castle : Look, if you want, I could have Mrs. Dutton stop by to meet you when she picks me up.
Richard Castle : Yeah, I think that'd be o... Her last name is Dutton? Your friend's name is "Buttons Dutton"?
Martha Rodgers : That is unfortunate.
Alexis Castle : What's so wrong with that?
Richard Castle : Oh, come on, it'd be like calling me "Rassle" or "Tassel"...
[answers phone while still talking]
Richard Castle : ... or "No Hassle Castle".
[to phone]
Richard Castle : Hey. No, I was just making a point... Please don't call me that.
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[last lines]
Alexis Castle : Whoa, Dad, slow down. I'm leaving for college soon, remember? You can't have a dog in your dorm room.
Richard Castle : Right... I know, I'll just take care of him here, you can come visit him whenever you can.
Alexis Castle : So... this dog you want to get, you know, for me? This wouldn't be an enticement to come home from college more often, would it?
Richard Castle : Don't pretend like you're smarter than me. I taught you subtext, young lady.
Alexis Castle : Don't worry. I'll come back and visit so much you'll be sick of me.
Richard Castle : Promise?
Alexis Castle : Yeah. Someone has to leave food out fo you once in a while.
Richard Castle : Speaking of, I'm kind of hungry right now.
Alexis Castle : Kibbles 'n Bits?
Richard Castle : Peanut butter on a spoon?
Alexis Castle : [laughs] Chinese.
Richard Castle : I'd like a sandwich.
[Alexis sighs]
Richard Castle : Welcome home.
Alexis Castle : Yeah.