Castle (TV Series)

An Embarrassment of Bitches (2012)

Susan Sullivan: Martha Rodgers

Quotes 

• Richard Castle : You have a friend named "Buttons"? A human friend?

  Alexis Castle : Her mom called her that when she was little and it stuck.

  Richard Castle : [chuckles]  Now so is she.

  Alexis Castle : Buttons and I bonded over being rejected from Stanford. In fact, we applied to a *lot* of the same schools, so we were planning to visit a few campuses together this weekend...

  Martha Rodgers : Ah.

  Alexis Castle : ...Make a road trip out of it.

  Richard Castle : Whoa! Okay, whoa. Where are you staying, who's driving and who is chaperoning?

  Alexis Castle : We were going to take your Ferrari and hook up with some boys we met on Craigslist.

  [Alexis throws her father a look to show she's being sarcastic] 

  Richard Castle : Not cool.

  Martha Rodgers : Honey, don't be such a killjoy. I'm sure Buttons' mother is going along.

  Alexis Castle : She is, and she's very responsible.

  Richard Castle : Yeah, except when it comes to picking nicknames.

  Alexis Castle : Look, if you want, I could have Mrs. Dutton stop by to meet you when she picks me up.

  Richard Castle : Yeah, I think that'd be o... Her last name is Dutton? Your friend's name is "Buttons Dutton"?

  Martha Rodgers : That is unfortunate.

  Alexis Castle : What's so wrong with that?

  Richard Castle : Oh, come on, it'd be like calling me "Rassle" or "Tassel"...

  [answers phone while still talking] 

  Richard Castle : ... or "No Hassle Castle".

  [to phone] 

  Richard Castle : Hey. No, I was just making a point... Please don't call me that.