- Penelope Garcia: See, just in this forum there are 558,000 members, so we are looking for the specific ones that we need is like finding a straw-colored needle in a haystack
- Jennifer Jareau: [on the phone, after the unsub committed suicide] Yeah, we recovered the Kill Kit, not so much for the unsub
- Deputy Director Doug Bailey: [JJ and Luke are interfering the operation in the park] Order them back
- Emily Prentiss: Sorry, DT isn't my command
- Deputy Director Doug Bailey: [surprised and irritated] Rossi, if you don't pull away your agents from that target, I will relieve you from your role as BAU team leader
- David Rossi: Excellent! I never wanted it in the first place
- Jennifer Jareau: So, some guy just send you the Kill Kits transponder codes?
- Penelope Garcia: It was encrypted, and I shouldn't assume gender, but yeah
- Jennifer Jareau: Eh, does that make him an informer or, oh, a co inspirer?
- Penelope Garcia: [getting angrier] Does it matter? They forced me here! When I get them, I'm gonna give them a knuckle sandwich with these two...
- [walking into the meeting room, all her friendly self again]
- Penelope Garcia: but oh it's so nice to see you, my fine furry friends. Oh, did I ever tell you guys, about the time at the hot tub filter went on the fritz at SOAR?
- [looking at Rossi]
- Penelope Garcia: Oh! But, we can't talk about that right now, we have to talk about sad things
- Dr. Tara Lewis: What's all this stuff about customers? Is this guy some kind of salesman who lost it?
- David Rossi: No, he's former military, probably PTSD
- Jennifer Jareau: How do you know that?
- David Rossi: 'Cos I know
- Penelope Garcia: Well, your spidey sense is correct, sit and I am sure it is, we can get our paws on those records, because DoD catalogues everything. So, I can do cross reference details from these posts from the records at the pentagon and in mere seconds we gonna have...
- [ACCESS DENIED in big red letters show up on her screen]
- Penelope Garcia: Pickles! Apparently while I was away, the DoD decided to patch that hole in their firewall I told them about in 2012
- Jennifer Jareau: Guess they decided to take cyber more seriously
- Penelope Garcia: [walks in with her laptop open] Oh, hi!
- Jennifer Jareau: [surprised] Oh? Hey, hi. Wouldn't you be more comfortable in the tech room?
- Penelope Garcia: No, I need to burn more sage, and rosemary, and juniper and salt the corners. You what I learned in start-up culture is that it is good to be social while you work. Also we need a fussball table
- Jennifer Jareau: Okay