- Elias Voit: 2000 Petrus?
- David Rossi: No, thanks.
- Elias Voit: What, do you think I'm gonna drug you?
- David Rossi: Your body count is up to 52.God knows how many more. I'm not taking any chances.
- Elias Voit: I have these friends, Dan and Sheila.I... Actually, they're podcast hosts. Anyway, they have gone through every single one of your cases, and they have a pretty compelling argument that the Behavioral Analysis Unit is secretly terrible at profiling. Like right now, for instance. Why did you come in here, Dave? To make a deal. Do you have the authority to do that?
- David Rossi: It's a gentlemen's agreement. You let Sydney and your daughters go, I'll let you go.
- Elias Voit: You think I would trade my family for my freedom? I love them.
- David Rossi: I believe you. Oh. And that love makes you unique among psychopaths. And that's how I knew I would catch you through your family and why it would be difficult to kill them. Harlow especially. But you will.
- Elias Voit: Jesus. Dan and Sheila were right.
- David Rossi: You've had intrusive thoughts about murdering them ever since Cyrus. Haven't you? Ohh, that's a yes.There's a term for what you're going through. It's called devolution.
- Elias Voit: Yes, I know what devolution is
- Elias Voit: .Then you know it never ends well.
- David Rossi: Here's what I think. I think you're devolving a bit yourself because I'm here and you can't do anything about it.
- David Rossi: Well, maybe you should stay right there and keep your hands where I can see them.
- Elias Voit: What? You're gonna shoot an unarmed man in his own house?
- David Rossi: Well, maybe I am devolving.My career is over. What the hell have got to lose?
- Elias Voit: That is an interesting question, but it's not the most interesting question. The most interesting question is why would I need drugs and the wine and a gun in the kitchen when you're a 70-year-old man... and I'm not?
- David Rossi: Well, maybe I am devolving.My career is over. What the hell have got to lose?
- Elias Voit: That is an interesting question, but it's not the most interesting question. The most interesting question is why would I need drugs and the wine and a gun in the kitchen when you're a 70-year-old man... and I'm not?
- David Rossi: I have to take a leak.
- Elias Voit: Too bad.
- David Rossi: You're gonna let me piss my pants?
- Elias Voit: Should've worn your Depends before you came into my house.
- David Rossi: Will you cut the old man shit? It's condescending.
- Elias Voit: Good.'Cause I got to tell you, when Sydney told me that you were in the house, I was expecting David Rossi, the legend. But what I got was David Rossi, the AARP member. I was hoping for a challenge. Barely even raised my pulse.
- David Rossi: Well, I can wiggle out of my pants. Here we go. Hey. Hey!
- Elias Voit: What? You're not pissing in your own car.
- David Rossi: Apparently, I don't have a choice.
- Elias Voit: Yes, you do. You can wait until I unload your car and got a new one.
- David Rossi: Oh, good luck with that. The smell is gonna be awful. Does urine have DNA? Oh, wait. I'm so old.I can't remember.
- Elias Voit: Fine, fine, fine.
- David Rossi: I have to take a leak.
- Elias Voit: Too bad.
- David Rossi: You're gonna let me piss my pants?
- Elias Voit: Should've worn your Depends before you came into my house.
- David Rossi: Will you cut the old man shit? It's condescending.
- Elias Voit: Good.'Cause I got to tell you, when Sydney told me that you were in the house, I was expecting David Rossi, the legend. But what I got was David Rossi, the AARP member. I was hoping for a challenge. Barely even raised my pulse.
- Dr. Tara Lewis: How you're liking that jet, Will?
- William LaMontagne Jr.: Well, you know, I've heard a lot about it. Never thought I'd get a ride on it
- David Rossi: If I give her a gentle push, I might make her talk
- Emily Prentiss: We have less than 48 hour, don't be gentle
- David Rossi: Understood
- Emily Prentiss: Have you heard from Rossi?
- Luke Alvez: No, why?
- Emily Prentiss: He hasn't checked in. I'm having Garcia ping his phone
- Penelope Garcia: [walks in] Uhm, not scary news, it could be fine... Rossi's phone is off...
- Dr. Tara Lewis: Hey Rebecca, thank you for that
- Rebecca Wilson: When it comes to profiling, your team is the best. It's how you prove it is the problem
- Penelope Garcia: Can I share my truth with you?
- Luke Alvez: When have you ever not?
- Penelope Garcia: Ok. I find it very hard to have a conversation with you, when I am not dunking on you
- Elias Voit: [opening quote] The Latin phrase 'Memento mori' translates to 'remember that you must die', Romans slaves whispered it to the generals to prevent them from being consumed by hubris