Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Oedipus Wrecks (2022)
Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia
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Quotes
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Penelope Garcia : Douglas! Do you want to catch Claire Durham's killer? Because, you can either protect the people you serve or protect your ass, but you can't do both!
Deputy Director Doug Bailey : The answer is still no
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Penelope Garcia : No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Emily Prentiss : Penelope...
Penelope Garcia : [while looking at Emily and Rossi] Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
David Rossi : You're done?
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Penelope Garcia : I am smart, but the internet is large...
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Penelope Garcia : Morning
Tyler Green : [walks in] Morning
Penelope Garcia : How did you sleep?
Tyler Green : My cell doesn't have a matrass, so... no... not great
Penelope Garcia : Oh, that sucks. I slept amazing, big bed, plenty of pillows that non-criminals sleep in
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Penelope Garcia : [sitting behind her computer, knocking on the door] Come in
[more knocks]
Penelope Garcia : I said: Come In!
Tyler Green : I can't, the door is locked
Penelope Garcia : [walks angry to the door and talks through the door before unlocking] Look! Clearly, you don't like me and I don't like you. It's, I don't know, pheromonal or maybe because you blew my life up, so why don't you go get help from one of the other dozen IT-people who work for the FBI?
Tyler Green : They're not as good as you, that's the other reason why I found you. I knew you're the best
Penelope Garcia : [unlocks the door] How do I know you're not a boundary breaking jerk face forever?
Tyler Green : [presents a gift] I brought a peace offering
Penelope Garcia : [opens the box, a black kitten comes out] Oh! What on earth? Where did you...?
Tyler Green : Rossi helped me, I guess there's a cat rescue
Penelope Garcia : Oh, I thought you don't like cats?
Tyler Green : Oh, I don't
Penelope Garcia : Oh, I know a bribe when I see one. And by the way: a rescue cat is a terrible peace offering! And if you want me back at the table, you have to take it one step further