Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Oedipus Wrecks (2022)

Ryan-James Hatanaka: Tyler Green

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Quotes 

• Penelope Garcia : Morning

  Tyler Green : [walks in]  Morning

  Penelope Garcia : How did you sleep?

  Tyler Green : My cell doesn't have a matrass, so... no... not great

  Penelope Garcia : Oh, that sucks. I slept amazing, big bed, plenty of pillows that non-criminals sleep in

• Penelope Garcia : [sitting behind her computer, knocking on the door]  Come in

  [more knocks] 

  Penelope Garcia : I said: Come In!

  Tyler Green : I can't, the door is locked

  Penelope Garcia : [walks angry to the door and talks through the door before unlocking]  Look! Clearly, you don't like me and I don't like you. It's, I don't know, pheromonal or maybe because you blew my life up, so why don't you go get help from one of the other dozen IT-people who work for the FBI?

  Tyler Green : They're not as good as you, that's the other reason why I found you. I knew you're the best

  Penelope Garcia : [unlocks the door]  How do I know you're not a boundary breaking jerk face forever?

  Tyler Green : [presents a gift]  I brought a peace offering

  Penelope Garcia : [opens the box, a black kitten comes out]  Oh! What on earth? Where did you...?

  Tyler Green : Rossi helped me, I guess there's a cat rescue

  Penelope Garcia : Oh, I thought you don't like cats?

  Tyler Green : Oh, I don't

  Penelope Garcia : Oh, I know a bribe when I see one. And by the way: a rescue cat is a terrible peace offering! And if you want me back at the table, you have to take it one step further

• David Rossi : [listing properties of a person]  Wannabe cannibal

  Tyler Green : That rings a bell. Search for the term: overbite

  David Rossi : [sits down behind a tablet]  Alright, hold on... think they make these damn keyboard any smaller?