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Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett

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  • Shirley Bennett : Uh, Britta... You're a, uh, progressive woman of a more... liberated looseness. You could get close to Subway and find out some dirt on him.

    Pierce Hawthorne : Corporate espionage. I like it. Microphones hidden in lipstick. Lipstick hidden in microphones. And the deadliest weapon of them all: The penis flytrap.

    Britta Perry : Okay! This conversation is over. I am not a whore, and not that I've done the math, but if I were, I'd be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

  • Pierce Hawthorne : Top-notch whoresmanship, Britta.

    Shirley Bennett : Pierce!

    Pierce Hawthorne : Sorry. Whoreswomanship. Forgot it was the '90s.

  • Britta Perry : [demanding]  What's going on?

    Pierce Hawthorne : I'll ask the questions here. You had sex with Subway, and I recorded it.

    Subway Rep : Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hmm. You know what, I'm going to let this one slide.

    Pierce Hawthorne , Shirley Bennett : [unison]  What?

    Subway Rep : I know we have very strict rules against romantic entanglements with our corpohumanoids, but at this point in time, we can't stop them from having hearts. These two are clearly in love. If they want to express that love in a perfectly healthy way, then... okay, hold on. Th... is this what I think it is? That got unhealthy real quick. That... okay, that's... yeah, that's weird. That is well out of the mainstream. You know, I was raised in the... the Bay Area, but I... I'm a father now.

    [removes headphones and clears throat] 

    Subway Rep : Subway cannot stand for that, and frankly, Rick, I... I'm surprised you did.

    Subway : My name is Subway.

    Subway Rep : Not anymore.

    [speaking into his shirt sleeve] 

    Subway Rep : The bread is stale.

    Subway : No! No!

    Dean Pelton : Oh, my God.

    Britta Perry : Subway, I love you!

    Subway : Britta!

    Pierce Hawthorne : Shut up.

    Britta Perry : [whispers, glaring at Pierce]  How could you?

    [Pierce silently glares back] 

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