Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

School Test/Snitchers (2011)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, David Van Driessen, Principal McVicker, Reporter, Spanish Teacher

Quotes 

• Beavis : That reminds me, Butt-Head. You have that $2 that I loaned you?

  Butt-Head : Uh... I don't have it, bitch.

  [punches Beavis in his face] 

• Beavis : Yeah, we saw him kicking ass, your Honor.

  Butt-Head : You said "You're on her."

  Beavis : Oh, yeah. You're on her. Boy, nothing gets by you, Butt-Head. You should be a lawyer.

• Principal McVicker : Beavis & Butt-head, you are the two worst students this school has ever seen! Thanks to you we could lose our funding! Teachers will get laid off! I could lose my job and my pension!

  Butt-head : Uh... huh huh huh... did you say something about a "child's left behind"?

  Beavis : Yeah... heh heh heh... he definitely said something about a "child's left behind"!

  Butt-head : No wonder you're gonna lose your job.

  Principal McVicker : SHUT UP!

• Butt-head : [commenting on a segment from Teen Mom in which the mom in question failed a math test for GED requirement]  You may suck at math, but 39% means you failed. Uh huh huh huh huh...

• Todd Ianuzzi : [Todd is on trial for assault]  Tomorrow, the judge is going to come and he's going to subpoena the both of you!

  Butt-head : Uh huh huh huh huh... you said sub...