- Commissioner Gordon: Oh, God, is my own daughter some kind of Jo-Bro?
- Barbara Gordon: They prefer to be called "Sane Clown Posse," and I'm not a Jo-Bro.
- Poison Ivy: [At the end of the episode, Ivy and Harley return and see Joker is Gotham City Mayor]
- Poison Ivy: We were gone for four days!
- Janice: [about Joker] But who needs TV when you've got Gotham City's most infamous criminal mastermind turned sane bartender turned back into unhinged but now equally charming psychopath.
- Commissioner Gordon: Why would you lie?
- Two-Face: Seriously? You're making this really not fun for me. "Two-Face" is my name.
- Two-Face: Why do you keep trusting me? My name is Two-Face. I almost feel like you're trolling me. Being two-faced is what I do. It's pretty straightforward.
- Two-Face: [on the phone] If you ever want to see him alive again, come to the abandoned amusement park alone. And in case, I'm not being clear here, I have kidnapped your son and I'm holding him hostage.
- The Joker: Yeah, I got that.
- Two-Face: Sorry. I'm... I'm used to spelling things out for Gordo. You probably don't need... anyways.