It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Broke Dee (2013)
Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds
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Quotes
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Dennis Reynolds : Oh, Dee... Oh! Snyder?
Dee Reynolds : Mm-hmm.
Dennis Reynolds : He's clearly using you. Or you're using him to further your nonexistent career.
Dee Reynolds : I am not using him.
Dennis Reynolds : Oh, you're not using him?
Dee Reynolds : Nope.
Dennis Reynolds : Oh, good, good, good, good. So, you like him?
Dee Reynolds : Mm-hmm.
Dennis Reynolds : Find him attractive?
Dee Reynolds : Absolutely.
Dennis Reynolds : Describe the ways in which you find him attractive.
Dee Reynolds : [scoffs] He's got... he's got all of his skin still.
Dennis Reynolds : Well, I would hope so.
Dee Reynolds : And that he has plenty of... teeth... to get...
Dennis Reynolds : But not all of them?
Dee Reynolds : No, not all of them.
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Dee Reynolds : [performing on stage] So I finally broke down and I took a shower the other day. The stink flipped around and now my soap smells like dirty vag.
[audience laughter]
Mac : She said "vagina." A woman said "vagina."
Frank Reynolds : That's what makes it funny!
Dennis Reynolds : Tasteless.
Dee Reynolds : [robot voice] Vagina, vagina. Vagina, vagina.
[makes fart noises]
Dennis Reynolds : And the sound effects out of absolutely nowhere, no setup.