Two Night Stand (2014)

Jessica Szohr: Faiza

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• Megan : This is a serious pattern, I am regressing. Last year I was in college and I was Chris's fiancee and I drank wine in restaurants. And now I am at home all day in my underwear, and I'm nobody's nothing and I can't even get into a bar. What is happening to me? I am going backwards! I am Benjamin Button-ing!

  Faiza : He moved on, so what, so can you. I say take a cab home, get on that dating site, pick a cute guy. No drinks, no dinner, just a hook-up.

  Megan : You can't order it. It's not Edible Arrangements!

  Faiza : Uh, yeah, you can. You have tits and the internet.

• Faiza : Cedric's friend is having this birthday thing at this bar.

  Megan : So then you're not cooking dinner?

  Megan : No...

  [Faiza presses her two fingers against Megan's forehead] 

  Megan : Yeah.

  Faiza : Do you wanna come?

  Megan : Well that kind of depends on the cake situation.

  Faiza : Well, the birthday boy is single. And he's not the brightest but he's pretty, so he's perfect for a one-night stand.

  Megan : I don't know. Do you think I'm ready?

  Faiza : Who cares? I'm ready for you to be ready. I mean seriously, how long has it been? Aren't you horny?