Eddie Pepitone: Heckler

Quotes 

• Conan O'Brien - Host : Welcome back to the Conan One Hour Earlier Best of Spectacular. Now, we have some great stuff coming up...

  Heckler : HEY JACKASS!

  Conan O'Brien - Host : Excuse me, sir?

  Heckler : Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, Lanky Doodle Dandy! I've been sittin' through all this L.A. crap; when the hell you gonna show some highlights from the week of shows you did in New York?

  Conan O'Brien - Host : Okay, I'm sorry, just take it easy, sir...

  Heckler : Don't tell me to take it easy, you son of a bitch! I swear to God, if you don't show some highlights from New York right now, I'm gonna tear this building apart with my bare hands!

  Conan O'Brien - Host : Well actually sir, I was just about to show some clips from our week in New York.

  Heckler : [delighted]  Oh! Well that's delightful.

  [sits back down]