True Blood (TV Series)

Authority Always Wins (2012)

Chris Bauer: Andy Bellefleur

Quotes 

• Andy Bellefleur : Jesus, Stackhouse. Have you slept with every woman in this town?

  Jason Stackhouse : I don't know, close, I guess.

• Andy Bellefleur : Stackhouse?

  Jason Stackhouse : Yeah?

  Andy Bellefleur : I had sex.

  Jason Stackhouse : Heh-hey! Welcome to the club!

  Andy Bellefleur : It's not the first time, assmunch! Only reason I mention it is, the lady who I had it with has been sort of blowing me off lately and I got to thinking, maybe I did something wrong?

  Jason Stackhouse : Are you kidding? That means you did something right. I mean, that's getting to eat the pie without having to pay for the cow.