Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

The New Enemy/The Doppelganger (2022)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson

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• Butt-Head : On the first Thanksgiving, the Indians taught the Pilgrims how to eat maize. And the Pilgrims taught the Indians how to do your mom.

• Beavis : When is Thanksgiving?

  Butt-Head : I think it's, like, the third November of the year, or something.

• Butt-Head : You have no ass.

  Beavis : Dammit, Butt-Head!

  Butt-Head : You look like two legs shoved into a back.

• Beavis : You know, if someone, like donates their schlong to science, I could, like, become a scientist and then, like, get two schlongs. And then, could, like, be scoring with a chick and spanking my monkey at the same time.

  Butt-Head : Uh. Beavis, why would you be spanking your monkey if you're already scoring with a chick?

  Beavis : 'Cause if I'm scoring with a chick, I think my other schlong would have a boner too, you know what I'm saying?

  Butt-Head : Why not just score with two chicks?

  Beavis : Ooh, yeah. I hadn't thought about that. Yeah. Yeah, that would be good. I mean, I'd need a third schlong, you know, but then I could be scoring with two chicks and spanking my monkey. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah.

  Butt-Head : Beavis, why do you always need an extra schlong to be spanking your monkey with?

  Beavis : To spank my monkey! Yeah.

  Butt-Head : So if you had two schlongs and you were scoring with two chicks at the same time, that wouldn't be good enough? You still think you'd need an extra schlong?

  Beavis : Well, I mean, you gotta have at least one to spank your monkey with, and that's exactly what I have.

  Butt-Head : Uh, you're a weirdo, Beavis.