- Raylan Givens: He's got the ice-cold remorseless bottled-blonde shit-bag killer doing scut work.
- Wynn Duffy: Deputy, are you accusing me of being a fake blonde? Because if you need me to prove it to you I might be inclined to break you over that step-ladder, ride you down like a teaser-pony and paint this room an entirely different color.
- FBI Agent Jerry Barkley: Don't play dumb with me, Deputy.
- Tim Gutterson: I'm not playing. I'm an idiot. You can ask anybody.
- Art Mullen: I figure the less I know, the better.
- Raylan Givens: How you stayed in charge so long, I imagine.
- Art Mullen: Raylan, you remember that time I told you I didn't think you were gonna make it to retirement?
- Raylan Givens: Mm-hmm.
- Raylan Givens: I think it's gonna to be me. For God sakes. Having you in this office is gonna give me a stroke.