30 Rock (TV Series)

Today You Are a Man (2012)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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• Jack Donaghy : Going mano a mano against a real adversary... me. It's the ultimate game. Jack Donaghy: Playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.

• Jack Donaghy : No one has ever won a land war in Russia. Not Napoleon, not Hitler, not even Balki in the unaired ninth season of "Perfect Strangers."

• Kenneth Parcell : Excuse me, sirs. Mr. Donaghy, do you remember the other day when you said there are other opportunities for me at the company?

  Jack Donaghy : Of course.

  Kenneth Parcell : Well, I would like to discuss those opportunities with you further. Because I am quitting the page program.

  Liz Lemon : But you have no other skills.

  Jack Donaghy : He's a white male with hair, Lemon. The sky's the limit.