Pretty Little Liars (TV Series)

That Girl Is Poison (2012)

Ashley Benson: Hanna Marin

Quotes 

• Ashley Marin : [mother's advice re boyfriend trouble]  Listen, I know you two left things unresolved...

  Hanna Marin : [dejectedly]  It's resolved. He left me.

• Spencer Hastings : [Hanna wears sweatshirt and pants]  Are you coming from yoga?

  Hanna Marin : No. Home.

  Spencer Hastings : Then why are you dressed like that?

  Hanna Marin : Because, Spencer, I'm too depressed to work a zipper, okay? Get over it!

• Spencer Hastings : What is the purpose of this party? Is it really to celebrate Jenna's birthday, or is it just to get all of us in the same room so that she can drop a vat of pig's blood on us?

  Hanna Marin : She's not dropping anything on me. I won't be there. Who wants to go to this stupid party anyways?

  Aria Montgomery : Me.

  [the other two look at her incredulously] 

• Hanna Marin : [supposed to be helping out at rummage sale, now lamenting after phone call:]  It's my Mom. I gotta get back to the church, or I'll be sorting old pantyhose for the rest of my life!