- Ashley Marin: [mother's advice re boyfriend trouble] Listen, I know you two left things unresolved...
- Hanna Marin: [dejectedly] It's resolved. He left me.
- Emily Fields: [regarding Jenna's party] What happened to keeping a low profile? Staying blind because she's a target? Look at her.
- Spencer Hastings: How can you miss her? She's been gliding around school all day like a Thanksgiving float.
- Spencer Hastings: You bought him groceries?
- Aria Montgomery: It was not groceries.
- [holding up two fingers:]
- Aria Montgomery: It was two sandwiches. And believe me, I'm still paying for it. You should have seen the look that he gave me.
- Spencer Hastings: Well, he's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
- Aria Montgomery: [shrugs] I was just trying to do the right thing.
- Spencer Hastings: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby-squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
- Aria Montgomery: You did not just say that.
- Spencer Hastings: I did. But I don't think that I meant to.
- Spencer Hastings: [Hanna wears sweatshirt and pants] Are you coming from yoga?
- Hanna Marin: No. Home.
- Spencer Hastings: Then why are you dressed like that?
- Hanna Marin: Because, Spencer, I'm too depressed to work a zipper, okay? Get over it!
- Spencer Hastings: This A does not feel like a high-school girl playing games.
- Aria Montgomery: Okay. If you figure out those rules, can you tell the rest of us?
- Emily Fields: Know what? I'm not really hungry anymore.
- Aria Montgomery: Me either. My stomach's in a knot.
- Spencer Hastings: It's just my neck. I haven't been able to brush the back of my head in, like, a year and a half.
- Aria Montgomery: Spence, don't let Wilden freak you out. Okay, if the police really knew that we were lying about the lake house...
- Emily Fields: It's not just the lake house. What about the negatives of that picture? Ali's missing body? All the things we buried with her? Any of that could get us arrested.
- Spencer Hastings: There goes my neck again.
- Spencer Hastings: What is the purpose of this party? Is it really to celebrate Jenna's birthday, or is it just to get all of us in the same room so that she can drop a vat of pig's blood on us?
- Hanna Marin: She's not dropping anything on me. I won't be there. Who wants to go to this stupid party anyways?
- Aria Montgomery: Me.
- [the other two look at her incredulously]
- Spencer Hastings: So, two guards weren't enough? They had to send you too?
- [tries to slip past him]
- Darren Wilden: [blocks her escape] Well, I've still got a missing body to find. It's my job, not yours. What are you looking for?
- Spencer Hastings: [falteringly] I'm just here to pick up a... test... results of my field hockey physical.
- [was very unconvincing]
- Darren Wilden: You know what? You used to be a much better liar!
- Hanna Marin: [supposed to be helping out at rummage sale, now lamenting after phone call:] It's my Mom. I gotta get back to the church, or I'll be sorting old pantyhose for the rest of my life!