Welcome to the Jungle (I) (2013)

Jean-Claude Van Damme: Storm

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• Storm : [Talking to tiger]  Be not afraid, my noble jungle brother.

• Lisa : There's a time to be nice and then there's also a time when you have to say enough is enough, and stick your foot so far up a prick like Phil's ass that he chokes on your fucking shoelaces. And I think now is one of those times.

  [dramatic pause] 

  Storm : I do, too.

  Lisa : How did you...?

  Storm : Listen Chris, there's a time to play nice, and there also comes a time when you have to say enough is enough, and stick your foot so far a prick like Phil's ass that he chokes on your own fucking shoelaces.

  Lisa : That is literally exactly what I just said.

  Storm : No, I just tweaked it a little bit.

  Lisa : No. Word for word.

  Storm : I had my own little spin, okay?

• Storm : I am a military man. Navy Seals, Special Forces, you name it. I've seen men die, I've made men cry. I will offer you the most intense wilderness experience allowed by law. We'll fly off to an island where it will be you and me versus nature! I will teach you negotiation, teamwork, leadership and if we're not too careful we may have a little fun.